Dear Duncan,
I'm tired of being called "light brown" or "dark tan" because I am neither.
I am BEIGE and I am proud.
I am also tired of being second place to Mr. Brown Crayon.
It's not fair that Brown gets all the bears, ponies and puppies while the only thing I get are turkey dinners (if I'm lucky) and wheat, and let's be honest - when was the last time you saw a kid excited about colouring wheat?
Your BEIGE friend,
Beige Crayon
The Day the Crayons Quit
by Drew Daywalt, illustrated by Oliver Jeffers
ISBN 978-0-00-674511-2
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